"Big Bubba Ray" (eganward01)
01/30/2015 at 22:50 • Filed to: None
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"Big Bubba Ray" (eganward01)
01/30/2015 at 22:50 • Filed to: None | 2
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A brief Twitter analysis. Example one from Mr. Ascione himself. Very poor grammar.
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Ooooh, scathing.
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"TheCouponBarbie."
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Mandy revived her account just to #boycottcadillac. Yes, tell us how GREEDY Cadillac is being by not putting a spare in their cars. They probably save a whole $20 per car.
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Kai Loki is really upset about the situation that she in no way is effected by.
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It really sucks that Jerry had to go through this #firstworldproblem.
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Asshats.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Big Bubba Ray
01/30/2015 at 22:54 |
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Of course Jerry lives in Florida.
Leadbull
> Big Bubba Ray
01/30/2015 at 22:56 |
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Ok
That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> Big Bubba Ray
01/30/2015 at 23:02 |
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Kinda makes me want a Cadillac.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> Big Bubba Ray
01/30/2015 at 23:06 |
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I'm now curious as to whether this shithead sold the car because of this. Because shit, my mom wants an ATS, and I'll be willing to take it off his hands...
Though I'm highly doubtful that even if the car had a spare tire, his incompetent ass could change it. Since it appears he didn't even use the inflation kit the car had.
And, reading back further through some other tweets of his, he has the mind of a preppy high school girl who thinks they're "soooo random"
Sam
> Big Bubba Ray
01/30/2015 at 23:07 |
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I looked over his other tweets. Apparently, he is a 15 year old stuck in an adult's body. He also hates everything, for some reason.
And he makes money selling.... coupons? The fuck? He calls them "inserts" like they're something special.
I feel like none of these people can even afford a Cadillac, if they're buying fucking coupons.
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Big Bubba Ray
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/30/2015 at 23:15 |
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There's no way he could have slapped the spare on there by himself. Didn't use the inflation kit and was too stupid to check for a spare when he bought the car. He definitely isn't competent enough to change a tire.
I back through his tweets too and they are cringeworthy.
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Big Bubba Ray
> Sam
01/30/2015 at 23:18 |
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I looked over his other tweets. Apparently, he is a 15 year old stuck in an adult's body. He also hates everything, for some reason.
lol Loganteno said "he has the mind of a preppy high school girl who thinks they're 'soooo random.'" It's true.
This guy is a douche.
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Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> Big Bubba Ray
01/30/2015 at 23:21 |
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Oh god, I don't know what's worse, the fact that the guy is this stupid, or the fact that the XTS picture I just looked at had 76 comments and at least 10 of them were #BoycottCadillac and one was him with his sob story.
On the bright side, none of them know how to spell so they look stupid or can probably even afford a Cadillac.
DipodomysDeserti
> Big Bubba Ray
01/30/2015 at 23:32 |
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Cadillac doesn't want these types of people buying their cars anymore, so they've made themselves more European by not including a spare tire. Well played Cadillac. Now all the pleibs can continue driving their Cobalts.
greenagain
> Big Bubba Ray
01/30/2015 at 23:43 |
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Wait till these idiots find out their Bmw, mini, etc didn't come with one either !
shop-teacher
> Big Bubba Ray
01/30/2015 at 23:59 |
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It's really stunning just how stupid people can be. There are hundreds of thousands of cars on the road, sold by many manufacturers, that were sold with no spare tire. Oh, and maybe read the manual, or AT LEAST the window sticker of your new car?
Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
> Big Bubba Ray
01/31/2015 at 00:45 |
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That hashtag needs an antagonizing one.
I'll host it.
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Big Bubba Ray
> Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
01/31/2015 at 01:07 |
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Oh god, don't tempt me, I might join in haha